Runaway Dog

Okay, so this post has nothing to do with my Tweedles (both big, numero uno is sick right now though), or the newest Tweedle.  It has to do with my dog.


                                                                             Meet Beans....Beans the Beagle.

                                                                                     He's the real one ;)

And he is an escape artist.

We have tried putting lawn furniture on its side, full tupperware boxes along the fence, and cinder blocks to cover the holes.

We have FILLED the holes with large rocks, pebbles, poop, more dirt, sand.

We have tried only letting him out for a few minutes (usually resulting in him later pooping in the garage...or, even better.....the house) and we have tried tying him up in the back.

Seriously...I don't know what else to do to keep the con-man in the backyard.  We live next to a busy street, and train tracks.  It's only by the grace of God that this dog is still alive.

WHAT DO WE DO TO KEEP HIM IN THE YARD?!?

Not a rhetorical question...taking any and all suggestions.  The winning suggestion gets Beans.

Just kidding ;)